Spokoino!

It's bean work.

~ Thursday, July 1 ~

Dear programmers: The back-tick is not a quotation mark. Don’t use it as one. Thanks.

Well done, Mr. Gibson. If you’re gonna go, go big.

Signed up for sailing lessons in two weeks. I’M (gonna be) ON A BOAT.

~ Tuesday, June 29 ~

RT @EdwardSharpe: The deluxe version of “Up From Below” is available now on iTunes and includes three bonus tracks and two videos! http: …

~ Monday, June 28 ~

Why don’t television broadcasts show how much stoppage time is left in a soccer match? Is it a secret?

RT @fourzerotwo: http://fzt.me/atatday - AT-AT DAY AFTERNOON. This wins monday.

~ Sunday, June 27 ~

I resemble a turnip. Thanks, ball of fire in the sky.

~ Friday, June 25 ~

I need someone to call with Facetime.

Breathe.